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Lost(?)!
So yea, I'm the latest victim of the wallet flicking spree in college.
Contents of my brilliant greenish blue wallet ( Which was btw the prettiest wallet in all the land) :
Our infamous college id, railway id and a recently acquired 3 months Ist class pass, Airtel Sim card, and part of my bus ticket collection.
The pain. The pain that follows after fully realising the depth of the situation is nothing short of heartbreak , a parents emotional blackmail, and menstrual cramps combined.
What i now know, is that if you lose the non laminated, pathetic little piece of paper in a plastic cover which our college dares to call an id, you need to lodge an F.I.R at the police station , get something called N.C and then run around college for another day to get a duplicate "id".
I have been making rounds of college and police station for the last 2 days now ( I have been spotted on various occasions with a dazed expression on peoples faces, yes) . Just to feed all the massive ego's , overcome their laziness and and fully understand power craze amongst the SPCE college staff and the Maharashtra police.
So apparently, Dr.Cox was right.
"People are NOT chocolates. They are nothing but bastards, with a bastard coating and a soft bastard filling"
I hate it when Dr.Cox is right.
"Our country is changing". As if.
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Now Reading: "Maximum City" by Suketu Mehta
Now listening to: "Incense and Peppermints" by Strawberry Alarm Clock
Now feeling: Nothing with a hint of aggression.
LATER ADDED ON 11th FEB, 2009:
I found a few chocolate people( Read: SPCE peons) who found me my stolen wallet back! So I'm all smiles now. ( Trying to ignore the fact that i spend 1000 bucks, have 2 train id's and friendship with the sub inspector at the D.N.Nagar Police Station)
Hurrah! Let there be cheese for all! :)
4 Comments (+add yours?)
1. You collect bus tickets too?!
2. Dr. Cox is always right. After all, he's the best.
3. You're reading Maximum City now? It's an overly critical book and Mr. Mehta should return the fvck back from where he came.
P.S : I hate criticism of Mumbai.
Dr. Cox is always right.Im surprised Shridhar knew about him.After all he does have his nose in a college textbook all day.
And why do u carry a green and a blue wallet
Nice style of writing...
have you ever had a black-out on a crowded local train? all the bastards (it was the ladies coach) pretty much turned into chocolates when it happened to me...even gave some chocolate to aid in boosting my energy levels.
it all depends...Dr.Cox is not entirely right!
Hope you've got your ID now and sorry to hear abt the loss of the pretty walet!
Someone else is introduced to the sadistic people who 'work' in the SPCE office.
Great to know that you got your wallet back. But some bad news. Whether you like it or not, you will be forced to ask help from those sadists at least once every semester and you have to assume an expression of servile submission each and every time. It is THE most humiliating experience and you don't have a choice.
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